Football: The Meal never fails to make me laugh.

Either that or the wax statue sculptor seriously fucking hates his ass.

Alright. I’m good with this. Certainly no need to argue about it any further.

It’s the ‘And everybody knows what THIS guy did, amirite Snyder fans?!’ approach that irks me the most. It’s Trumpian. Put up or shut up.

Hey, your dad was a young, drunk, horny asshole at some point, too.

The wacky conspiracy theory side of me is saying that this is all a plot to get him back in the drivers’ seat of the DCEU. Which, given Warner Brothers’ track record of fucking everything up and snatching defeat from the jaws of success, is something that I absolutely think will happen. It would not surprise me in the…

I’ll need to know the make and model to be sure.

I’m surprised Ray didn’t ask people to hit him up on TikTok for further details.

I was about to mention this. L1 is dodge, R1 is to scan/listen for enemies.

No idea. I don’t keep up with the needs and desires of dumb children and those who continue to support them well into their 30s.

I’ve only seen this rotting piece of dogshit once (and that was without paying for it), but didn’t Batman send them? He’s not exactly hurting for cash. And wouldn’t night vision have been far smarter?

Well, as long as the zealots are sated, I guess that’s all that matters. They really stuck it to the giant corporation by giving it their wholehearted approval to throw tens of millions of dollars at it, though! Great work, zealots!

I don’t care who wrote or directed it. It’s fucking stupid regardless.

Why send a guy with lights in his face to dig up ANY grave?

no.

Digging up a grave in real time is what the kids really want in a superhero movie. Looking forward to the extended cut.

There’s just judgment without any context.

I was 14. I’ll leave it at that.

Remember when Flash and Cyborg were in that Scooby-Doo episode where they had to go dig up Superman who was buried in a normal-ass cemetery like a regular person despite the fact that he’s a space alien with god-like superpowers whose remains should and would probably be kept in a lab somewhere? Remember that awkward r…