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The American flag around the neck of that homeless guy up there looks like it was used to wipe an elephant’s ass. Fitting.

I had the Fucking Idiot Nachos.

Either that or L.A. Story, which as an LA native, I adore.

Not at all! In fact it was so easy and blatantly fucking obvious to anyone with an IQ higher than 7 that it didn’t need to be said at all. But you asked, so I delivered. You’re welcome.

Why do I need to wait for someone to say anything before I say something?

Summer School is one of my favorites anyway. A fantastic cast, a Danny Elfman score, and a devastatingly cute 20-year-old Courtney Thorne-Smith in a wetsuit.

Oh yeah, an annoyingly woke Beavis and Butthead sounds great.

drives it into the ground until it’s no longer funny.

I don’t know what the hell I was doing in a movie theater watching All Of Me at 11 years old, but hey, there I was. So much of it I didn’t understand, but I did know it was funny as shit. One of Steve Martin’s best performances. When he’s walking down the street with half his body being inhabited by himself and the

I’m digging this feature a lot, mostly because of how much I love this game. I’ve seen a lot of people finishing it in a day or three, and I just don’t get that approach at all. I’m taking my time with it, not only because there’s so much in it to savor, but there’s also so much to learn. The next time I make my way

Thwarted by the technical mumbo jumbo!

I had it on while it was raining and I was doing a puzzle. Seemed apt.

That sums it up pretty well. That movie was just one long straight line.

Fair enough. It was very pretty and sweet. Maybe it just wasn’t what I was expecting.

That’s why to me the only way to do TMNT onscreen is either animated or CGI. Live action will never not look stupid.

That’s the only TMNT movie I like. As someone who grew up with the comic and the role-playing game, I don’t and have never given two fucks about these characters dancing. This movie is what the Turtles have always looked like to me in my head.

Is this place called The Factcheck Club? No it is not.

I was underwhelmed by it. Awkwafina was great like she always is, but the rest of the film was a little flat. I kept expecting some big emotional moment, and it never came. It was alright, I guess.

That’s where I’m a Viking!

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