But... but something something Kathleen Kennedy! A GIRL!

Ok, let’s discuss it.

I’m sure you’ve been wrong before. This is no exception.

My favorite bit was the Tumbler/truck chase through Chicago. That shit was bananas.

Well, you’re not getting one, so you’re off to a good start. And personally I was really looking forward to seeing Han and Chewie’s first run-in with Jabba. I’d take a Disney+ series any day of the week.

The decision was made not to like it way before it even came out for a number of reasons. Their loss.

There’s also no need to hyphenate ‘no one’.

Once again, good thing that didn’t happen in this specific instance then. I have no idea why some of you are having such trouble understanding that there is absolutely no need to point out the obvious here.

All good! Been guilty of it myself many times. You were right anyway.

That drunken bastard? He’s probably too busy being face down in a puddle of his own COVID-infested sick somewhere to troll anyone.

Anyone who didn’t love Solo can eat a bowl of Corn Chex out of my ass. That goes double for you, Barsanti. 

Because certainly Nolan would see a person whose legs didn’t work and deny them a chair. Definitely the kind of person I envision him as.

But is there a chair for them to sit the fuck down in and shut the fuck up? Oh no!

“You want to talk some jive? I’ll talk some jive with you. I’ll talk some jive like you never heard!”

I hope this is true.

But then you added this needless bit of misspelled nonsensical nothing -

Good thing it didn’t happen then.

Yeah, if that terrible thing actually existed, no doubt it would be terrible.