Trump doesn’t give two fucks about the Republican party. He’s using them as a shield to keep himself out of jail. All he’s ever done. Take a look back at his previous political statements from years ago, and you could’ve easily classified him as a Democrat.

Romney’s just setting up another run sometime in the future, and I don’t doubt he’ll take a stab at it.

Turn them into one of the people they’ve been shunning and ignoring their whole lives.

Colasanto was hilarious and wonderful, but without his passing, Woody Harrelson might not have achieved the levels of success that he did. Not saying I’m glad Coach died or anything, but just an observation. Latter-day Cheers was not great, but Harrelson’s involvement was a definite attribute.

Well, sure, unless you’re white, rich and in power. And even that last one seems flexible (see: Bush, George W., Cheney, Dick, and many others like them).

Nah, too good for them. You’ve got to take away what they truly care about - money, power, and Twitter accounts.

Today, Martin has posted a new entry on his Not A Blog

If there was a god (there isn’t), this living shit monster would be hanging by his balls fifty feet over Times Square right now. I wonder how many times Colbert wanted to leap through the screen and just beat him to death.

Yup.

This movie is absolutely steeped in D&D culture. Pixar collaborated with Wizards of the Coast (see links below) on it, and there’s a lot of references to the game and its culture throughout the film, including the Manticore and the Gelatinous Cube. If you watch all the way at the end of the credits, Pixar gives them a…

Also, there’s a killer LOTR gag right at the beginning. The brothers are driving past the fast food joint Burger Shire, and the sign reads ‘Welcome to Burger Shire! Now Serving 2nd Breakfast!’

His honest and sincere statement is important to all the people that are scared of confronting their past mistakes.

Meanwhile, Soul Man is available to stream on Amazon Prime right now. Watch party! Who’s in?

What, is Flavor McFlavorface out of the running already?

The real question here is why the fuck anyone bothers responding to recognitions anymore.

It’s almost as if two things can be true at the same time, which is something the internet could stand to learn.

I would have thought that David Crosby owned his house outright by now.

I love Jack Black in the Jumanji movies so much. It’s like he was born to play a 16-year-old girl.

What the hell. Might as well join in. That’s what she said.

What would Ruth’s Chris Steak House be called in Chris, OH? Chris’ Chris Steak House?