New one for ya, doc.

I liked Pratt just fine, but yeah, Jack Black would’ve been a blast.

I totally agree. It’s Frozen for boys, and I’m so glad it exists.

Lemmy was in there all the time, and one of my favorite Suicide Girls used to work there. Great place.

You really need to rethink this.

Holy yikes, you’re right.

Nowadays, it’s probably because he’s old and has been doing it for a really long time. Same reason anyone wants to go hear Jimmy Buffett play.

I’ve been very aggressive and not hearing no around a bag of Filet O’Fish in my day, but that’s about it.

You can’t just name an entire town Chris.

Pretty sure there is no plumber friend, or any friend in general. Unless he’s counting mom upstairs as a friend.

Heh, exposure. iswydt.

“Telegram.”

Here’s another fucking idiot rape defender who got dismissed. The greys must be a truly lonely place.

Christmas would be a hoot.

Hello, person who got dismissed.

Yeah, pretty much. From the story -

Haha me too! Taxes are a pain in the ass, and my cousin’s a good dude.

“But seriously, if you were going to be around Ron Jeremy, wouldn’t you assume that I’d be a little bit touchy feely?” he said. “Yes. This is what I do for a living.”

Google tells me the podcast it appeared on is now gone, but of course there is a petition on Change.org to bring it back. I’m not linking it here because fuck those people, but it reads like it was written by a seventh grader.

If that’s all Hilary Swank can get herself into these days, I hope she invested well. Also, what the fuck was with how Betty Gilpin kept twisting up her face? Did she have a stroke and I didn’t notice?