Maybe I missed something, but did the PS4 ever stand upright like that? I’ve never seen that before. Not in advertising, not in real life, not anywhere.

Playing it on meth is a lot more entertaining. Try that.

Click Click Revolution

I’m not sure that listening to a retrospective podcast about a TV series that ended 13 years ago and not expecting to hear any spoilers about any of it from the hosts (one of whom was on it) makes much sense. Go watch the goddamn show, then come on back.

Cannot wait. Hurry the hell up, Friday.

Why yes, I’d love to dismiss all of your replies to me from here on out.

Talking Tick on Tik Tok: With Chris Hardtick

I’m just posting in here to kill time until the six most recent articles at the top of the page aren’t by Sam Fucking Barsanti. Don’t mind me.

Oh, but surely you’re the hero who is going to save it. Because you’re the only one who has ever noticed that this place is going to the dogs. Just you, hero. Just you.

Paul Feig’s someone I can take or leave, but usually enjoy more often than not. I love Bridesmaids, kinda dug Spy, had a decent time with the Ghostbusters reboot (the script was that movie’s problem, not him), thought A Simple Favor was pretty great up until the end, and I think that’s about all I’ve seen. He’s got a…

Yes, seriously. I do not like Jason Segel. The world is full of many wonders.

Powerful? No, not really. It does tell me you’re ridiculously thin-skinned when it comes to this shit, though.

Keep digging, man. Maybe someday you’ll figure out where Bugs Bunny was keeping all that makeup and fruit to put on his head.

Well, good for you. Meanwhile, I still hate Jason Segel.

Onward was well-received, and is now at 88% on Rotten Tomatoes. You’re right about the other two years, though. (although I’ve only seen a small bit of Cars 3).

I’m good on both fronts. Pun intended.

My sentiment exactly. They never really follow up on the initial premise. It fell apart early, and they never managed to put it back together again. If Disney+ were a thing back when this was released, I’d bet that’s where it would’ve wound up.

Butt hats is my new retirement plan.

Sarah Marshall is at the bottom of the list for me because Jason Segel is involved in it. I’m fairly certain I’m a better actor than he is, and I’ve never stepped foot on a stage in my life. Hell, I don’t even take selfies.

I’d add Superbad to that list, and I haven’t seen Trainwreck. Superbad is the one I can rewatch the most without getting annoyed. He didn’t direct it, so if that keeps it out of the running, I understand.