And by alcohol you mean smugness.

Maybe, but he’s also a young person. Well, young-ish, anyway. Point is you don’t want to know what Lorne Michaels will do to keep young people watching.

Katie Rife is ten times the writer he is.

You’ll never catch me, copper!

Some punctuation and capitalizing would’ve helped his case, too. And oy, with the run-on sentences! Would it have killed him to change his shirt?

Yeah, I can barely look at those pictures up there without wanting to look away. Two hours? No thanks. The only kind of interaction I want to have with him is to tell him to go put a clean shirt on. I’m pretty sure those overalls he’s got on up there just gave me a rash.

And to the idiots in my grays who clearly didn’t understand what I meant by ‘a statement interchangeable with Zack Snyder cultists’, here’s what I meant.

Oh, I’m sorry, the correct answer was ‘If you build it, they will come.’

Remember when Wile E. Coyote used to fall off all those cliffs? I wonder why the cartoon never addressed the fact that that would’ve killed him.

No, that’s just like your opinion, man. Pretty sure its definition is still very much a sight gag.

I’m in contact with their union guy. You’ll know when I know.

Man, I haven’t thought about that show in way too long, but you’re totally right. Uh-oh, Scott fell into some butterscotch again! Here comes T-Bob with some wacky puns to save the day!

Besides making a couple shitty movies, not really. But he hasn’t done anything really good, either. Certainly nothing good enough to garner a cult following.

The Confederacy lasted five years. Nirvana lasted longer than five years.

This potatohead. He said he’d leave if you named some better sites. So you did.

But what if those writers you refuse to direct any blame at are just shitty writers? What then, Perry White?

Because clicky-clicks keep Sam Barsanti in craft beer and records by bands you’ve probably never heard of.

Spike says “I will... [make] movies... that... Do The Right Thing.”

A statement interchangeable with Zack Snyder cultists. And all because they have to prove to anyone within earshot that they’re all grown up enough to watch big boy movies.

Is he gone yet?