Bad-ass title, Shannon. Well done.

Why is it I only enjoy Kelsey Grammar performances when it’s a voiceover?

Yeah, Stinky Pete is probably more accurate. Al is just who came to mind first.

It’s smaller and more intimate. It might not offer as many options, but it’s certainly not as overwhelming.

‘92 was my favorite, but yeah. It was.

Yeah, it seems a little more on the knee-jerk reactionary side than anything else.

I’m a fan of Smug Asshole Murray. His character in The Royal Tenenbaums tickles me no end.

The Mater ride is just a gussied-up Tilt-A-Whirl. I don’t mind it. It spins and throws you around like a good Tilt-A-Whirl should. The bigger Cars ride is called Radiator Springs Racers, and it’s a lot of fun. Kind of a mix of a classic Disneyland dark ride and a racetrack.

Ha! I remember playing that game in 3D. Good times.

That says ‘penis pump’.

I admit to watching Top Chef when there’s nothing else on, but good god, that show hasn’t changed an iota since it began. I wonder if any of the chefs’ approaches to cooking this season include simple ingredients with big flavor. What a shock that would be.

Their snide, turdish manners were a million times worse than Greg Pikitis.

The signature on that check is clearly forged. Have a seat over here.

Well, there was that time on Flavor of Love where a woman who was apparently nicknamed ‘Something’ shit on the floor in the middle of an episode, so that’s... something.

I hope they cast Tracy Morgan in character as Tracy Jordan (who is basically just Tracy Morgan) and then call it The Blackchelor.

Hold up.

Well, he hasn’t been anywhere with ten other guys around him for a while, so if you want to call that being single, I guess so.

Indy: “Fools. They don’t know what they’ve got there.”

I thought that said Cars.

I don’t think I’ve laughed quite as hard recently like I did when Billie Eilish did that same stunt on SNL, and all the dumb kids couldn’t figure out how she did it. ‘So Billie can just walk on walls now?!!!’ Oh, kids.