You wanna talk some jive? I’ll talk some jive like you never heard! Right on!

They could’ve jumped on a float during Pride and been right at home. I had the biggest crush on Ursa (on the right) as a kid. (Click the pic to make it bigger.)

I hate it with every inch of my being. It’s the nuts and gum of music.

General Zod was pretty queeny himself, so this wasn’t exactly a stretch.

“What are you telling me? This is an ABBA turd?”

These are the weirdo art nerds that I wish I was cool enough to hang out with in high school. They all did a great job.

I agree with all of that, really. I wasn’t making a statement or anything. He’s just who came to mind.

It’s more my motto, but thank you.

Are you not familiar with the majestic grandeur of Silk Stalkings?

Don’t you mean ‘Don’t be dissin’ the M-Dawg, G!’?

See the comment below.

Yeah, that’s true. Let’s keep the minimum requirement for adult malehood for these two walking tumors be their height. It’s about all they’ve got.

Danny Glover disagrees that no black actors are in Wes Anderson movies. Coltrane disagrees very much.

Is bro country worse than danceable gangsta rap? Because that’s my most hated genre mash-up of all time. Gonna dance it up before I shoot you in the face, y’all!

I think that fucking sucks. It’s an animated movie. It doesn’t have to make sense.

Yeah, for sure. Kinda like how Dug has no idea how creepy it is to hide under someone’s porch because you love them.

I made a ‘Music of the MCU’ playlist on Spotify, and that song is at the very end of it.

If there is any grown adult man that I would not at all be surprised to find out shits himself on a regular basis, it is Ted Cruz.

So you did make them removable! Good call. That was my suggestion.