One of the best moments of my life was riding on the top of the double decker bus that rides up Main Street in Disneyland while eating a strawberry waffle cone and listening to ‘Married Life’ play over the park PA. It has not and will not get any better than that.

Sgt. Nicholas Angle is on the case.

Wow, if you find it, link it here! I’d love to hear it.

Yeah, be dorks on bikes all you want. Just don’t choke people to death. Cool? Cool.

So you went ahead with that experiment! Well done. I contributed to your Kickstarter.

I hate your child.

Best thing about Mexican food is how cheap and easy it is. Beans and rice. Tortillas. Some meat when you can get it. Basic staples.

My whole family doesn’t get to be together a lot, but when we did in 2009, we saw this. There was a row of about ten people sitting in a row of a theater sniffling and snuffing our way through these incredible 12 minutes, and I’ll never forget it. I’m a writer, and a decent one in my mind, but I will never write…

Get paid millions to play a game and live at Disney World? Sign me the fuck up.

It’s Mickey waffles, and I would NEVER get sick of Mickey waffles. They are the greatest waffles on this or any other planet Earth. JJ’s Diner waffles can suck my ass.

Man, you ain’t never met Martin Luther the King!

Same here! There were a ton of extras on the Blu-Ray, but probably not that. I dug that song he did about the history of the rat, though.

Take a minute (well, about 30, actually) to watch this chat between Conan O’Brien and W. Kamau Bell from his show the other day. Lots of good insight and tips from Bell about how people can address their own behavior and take steps to improve on it for the benefit of society. I found myself taking notes. Good stuff.

It’s almost as if insecure, overcompensating men act a lot alike.

I’m good, thanks. Besides, when you’re dealing with insecure, overcompensating dipshits like this guy, I’d wager a fair amount that having a little less than he desires downstairs has a better than average chance of playing a role in what he says and does.

Dude, it’s a comment section. I’m taking a cheap shot at a fucking idiot, not writing a thesis on sexuality. If you don’t want to be that guy, then don’t.

I used to enjoy summer a lot more when I was younger, but now I’m perfectly happy with the cool and cold. It’s humid as fuck here right now, but a lovely thunderstorm is rolling in to break it up. Fine by me.

It’s the viral ad campaign that did it!

Putting together a Kickstarter to buy Tom some boots and a helmet. If he’s so gung-ho, he can be the first one off the truck. I also figure he’s already got his own guns, so we’re saving money already.

They won’t die. They might get broken up or sold off or combined in whatever fashion, but eventually they will come back and we’ll all get (and actually want) to go to the movies again. Whatever context that takes place in, I don’t know, but it will happen.