The vaporware car strikes again. They first said it would run on gas, but we haven’t seen it burn anything but investors thus far.

There will never be enough breadsticks to fill that hole in your heart, no matter how many baskets they bring you.

This is the same speech you gave when you dumped me. That was a really awkward trip to Olive Garden.

Stop Trying To Make Elio Happen

Pump and dump.

Does that one dude really have a Soviet AK47 lying on top of the Constitution?

LOL. You mean, ‘Murican. Nothing like disrespecting the flag for your own ego. 

Such fragile masculinity on 4 wheels. I bet the owners of those trucks couldn’t define “consent”in a “dating situation” if their lives depended on it.

I’m SHOCKED David didn't say Wagoneer.

https://www.truecar.com/used-cars-for-sale/listing/1G6DV8EP7E0174259/2014-cadillac-cts-v/

It’s not a matter of it being fast rather than fast enough. Not every car needs to toss you into the back seat when you hit the gas, but it does need to be able to get up to speed in a reasonable amount of time when doing things like merging onto an interstate.

Phew, we need more crossovers. I didn’t feel like there were 17,000 to choose from already.

Exactly the way we adjusted 1970s Chrysler products.

Yeah, sometimes it makes sense to pay an expert. I just had the rusty rockers redone on my truck.

I wanted to show you in person, but try this. Also, please make a video and share it here LOL.

I’m guessing it involves a lot of ‘direct action’....

The top of the door doesn’t quite kiss the outer weather strip like I’d like, but it’s close.

Truck nuts are explicitly gay. The truck is now visibly coded as male, and now they’re putting their load in the rear end.

The Pontiac G8 and Chevy SS never sold well when new. Blame it on inadequate marketing buzz from GM? But of course these days, 10 years later, good examples are selling for almost the original MSRP.