How hard would it be to get this registered as a NEV?

Bring back the Cord!

...and by  CG I meant center of gravity, not Cameron Glickenhaus.  But also maybe Cameron Glickenhaus.  Not in a bad way, though.  I like it.

CG looks a little high...

My mom’s V8 Phaeton would beg to differ. It spends more time in the shop than out. Of course, I think part of that is the combination of sloppy dealer work and nothing on that car being designed for easy access. It seems like every repair attempt results in them breaking two more parts, which then also have to be…

My brain refuses to recognize “Super Baja” and keeps correcting it to “Subaru Baja.” Something’s wrong, this new one is way too big and not yellow enough.

I like the VehiCross idea, but it seems a little small for three dogs plus gear. Better step up a size to the Isuzi Axiom, if you can find one without terminal rust.

For the first time since the start of the pandemic, I’ve been glad that half the people in my family are medical professionals. My mom has gotten the first dose, and two of my brothers have gotten both doses. I believe they all got the Phizer vaccine, but I’m not 100% sure. My mom had some injection site pain and…

As much as I like the look of my current car in its metallic royal blue paint, my old white car sure was cooler in the summer and hid the road salt better in the winter, and it made the black details pop.

I always liked the original BMW Z4 on the whole, but hated the z-crease in the side. I wouldn’t want this on a whole car, but maybe I could go for a two tone job and eliminate that specific element.

Wow, flashback to the beginning of Rush, and that red smear of a driver under the guardrail. It’s staggering how much better this turned out. Hats off to everyone who stuck to their guns and pushed the halo into use despite its initial reception.

It’s a boring family car that’s been given an aggressive but unconvincing makeover. It should have been called the 2019 Chevrolet 2000 Chevrolet Monte Carlo.

I haven’t done anything new with my car, just more of what I had done before, like eating and going to drive-in movies. I haven’t eaten lunch at my desk or in the cafeteria since March, which means there’s probably a small mountain of fries under my driver’s seat. I should really vacuum that out before it has a…

Good god.  Is BMW trying to single-handedly bring back the coachbuilders?

Not likely, since Illinois is pretty fucked right now, and my grandparents are in their nineties. It’s either a six hour round trip drive with some fast food in the middle (outdoors and socially distanced), or it’s a big family Zoom call. I’m leaning towards big family Zoom call.

Rolling coal is for diesels, which emit more particulates but less CO2 to speed up global warming. That’s why I opted for a gas V10.

Yeah, they all voted blue. But my comment was not about red/blue, it was about basic competence at counting shit in a reasonable time frame. If they had found a way to reinvent the hanging chad, sorry not sorry, Florida becomes the new Atlantis.

I told all of my Florida friends that if their state had a dragged out repeat of 2000, I would switch sides on global warming, trade in my efficient little hatchback for a V10 F-350, and raise the seas up over their heads.

What’s with the half-chromed surround on the window between the C and D pillars? Are they trying to trick people into thinking it’s a sedan? People aren’t buying sedans, that’s kinda why this whole vehicle exists.

Same.  You may be a moron, but at least you have company.