I taught kids swim lessons during summers when I was a teenager, and sometimes parents would give me a card or small gift after the last lesson. One family of immigrants (I had guessed Indian, but didn’t ask) spoke very little English, but we got along because they were nice and paid attention to their child, and…

I think if you want a plantation wedding, you should really commit, you know? You should have the house darkies and field darkies working away; the sounds of screaming people being whipped; children being torn from the arms of their mothers that are being sold to another home miles away; the smells of open toilets…

Was the Mazda Tribute really that bad? My family had an Escape of similar vintage (2008, the last year before the engine and suspension upgrade). Although it wasn’t thrilling by any stretch, it was well composed in brisk city driving, visibility was great, and while the steering was numb, it was accurate, and gave the…

I like the rear end.  It’s the 2021 Chevrolet 2005 Subaru Legacy/Outback Wagon.

Yesterday, somebody in our accounting department referred to himself as a human ATM machine after delivering some petty cash (thats’s right, a human automated teller machine machine). It took every ounce of my willpower to not stand up and yell, “That’s just a fucking TELLER!”

Wish all the love you want to this woman and her family, but also file charges for false imprisonment.  It probably won’t stick, but it’d make her sweat and hopefully make others think twice before pulling this shit.

Local tv news (I forget which channel I was watching) was reporting that he had been spotted drinking with a woman who was not his wife earlier the same evening, with photo evidence.

Republicans could do this whole thing in legalese if they wanted to, but they no they don’t stand a chance of making a good legal argument, so they’re playing exclusively in the court of public opinion (of Republicans). This is about votes for them, not upholding the Constitution.

What concerns me about those round things is unsprung.

Pssst, Justin...

Thank you.  I looked for ten minutes and couldn’t find the complete list!

Why extend the decklid halfway into the backlight? Just make it a proper liftback like the Stinger. Hatch good, trunk bad.  That said, I do like the wraparound chrome trim back there.

Agreed on the steam being hard to keep around. Instead, I would concentrate on disrupting the laser’s ability to hit one single point.

Someone, anyone, put a cape on this rock right now.

Maybe the RAF?

Junior said that, not senior.  Don’t get me wrong, they’re both trash, but at least the greasy one’s can enunciate because his dentures aren’t falling out all the time like the orange one’s are.

I’d add a distinction for black tie vs suit and tie, but that’s about it. Choosing black tie lets your guests know that you care more about the image of your wedding than the people coming to it, which is a useful piece of information for them to have. White tie is just a nice way of telling people not to come at all,…

Extensive modifications could potentially help establish who is at fault, if the story is not clear.  If it is already established that the brodozer driver is at fault, I would not suggest pushing them on the modifications.  It won’t get you any more money, but it could open them up to criminal charges for reckless…

She and her daughter aren’t *necessarily* incestuous white trash. I’ve seen no evidence supporting the presence of forks in their family tree, though, so let’s not rush to judgment here.

Do you think DJT could keep his fat mouth shut if China were interfering? Nah, we’d have heard about it by now, directly from him, on repeat. Instead, he’s begging for their help with Failson Biden.