One minor quibble: the fixtures in the White House and Air Force One would be gold in color, and there would be invoices and receipts for gold fixtures, but they would be gilded at best, and the only reason the extra cash wouldn’t be in 45's pocket is because his lackeys beat him to the punch.

I work at a Japanese company in the US, so I use it all the time. Sometimes I get lucky and it makes perfect sense. Usually, however, it’s a good idea to translate a whole block of text, and then do it again word by word. That typically gives me a vague outline of what is going on, and THEN I go ask a Japanese guy…

Tweets should be his only form of communication in the Hall of Presidents. Disney will have to keep things up to date and add a noose once we hang him for treason, but he can still twitch his thumbs on the ol’ iPhone while he swings.

That was perfection.  I have but one star to give, but know that in my brain you also received a slow clap and a sharp salute.

I can’t wait to see defendants’ own books entered as evidence in their trials.  Repeatedly.  

There’s that, plus the “first do no harm” thing he’s not really following anymore, if he ever did.

I’m at work, but I did skip the going away lunch party for the MAGA chud today.  I ate his leftover cake though.  Just doing my part, no need for applause.

And don’t forget Rebecca Black!

That makes sense. It’s a bit harder to maintain than darker brown or black shoes. Even with the right color polish, it’s pretty easy to apply too much and create a dark spot. So, those shoes are either new or carefully maintained, which would track with guys who put some thought into their style.

English tan might be the peanut butter color you’re looking for.  Cordovan is more of a burgundy.

Maybe we can get the racists to do the work for us. Just suggest that these bronze statues shouldn’t be allowed to oxidize because these white generals shouldn’t be black. Then the racists will erode them with constant polishing.

The problem is keeping the acid on there long enough before it drips off. You’d need a polyethylene container of some sort, but it’d be tough to get it on there while keeping it watertight. That’s why my preferred (strictly hypothetical) method is getting a few people to help with quickly stacking bricks in a ring…

I’m glad at least one person was paying attention to this point.  JFC.

Gasp! Can I Amazon same-day myself some clutching pearls to help me through this devastating moment?

Shout out to the four other kids in the picture who are just being ignored in this conversation.

Buy the album for them on vinyl and let them play it as many times as they want to, at home only. They’ll get over it when they have to go manually move the needle themselves every two and a half minutes.

Trump has no clue about the costs or complexities of manufacturing because his idea of making something is hanging his fucking name on the front of a building.

#Pussident?

9/11 was a tragedy that unified the nation in grief, and we spent trillions of dollars and thousands of lives trying to stamp out the people and political systems behind the attack. The question is, why doesn’t the repeated killing of unarmed black Americans also bring people together to demand the same level of…

Oh my, yes. It’s been a couple of decades since Ferrari made anything this pretty.