Looks great. Still waiting for chargers to become ubiquitous in apartment parking lots and garages, though. It’s a fucked up business model when you have to buy a whole house to get a pretty basic compact car.

Nissan won’t burn all the way to the ground.  They’ll get almost all the way there before Mitsubishi pulls a reverse-takeover for the ultimate shaming.

You magnificent bastard.  You’re gonna get me fired.

Bullshit - I’ll give you a dollar if that wasn’t made in China.

I love what you wrote, but I also love the way that I misread it the first time: “Mostly because I don’t think Petey actually has two penises to rub together in his pocket...”  That was worth a lol that I sorely needed.

Generally speaking, minors ARE able to enter into contracts, but they are usually protected with a right to rescind their agreement at any time.  As such, it is unwise for anyone else to enter into a contract with a minor without an adult also being on the hook, so the minor can’t just fuck you over because they feel…

Not yet, but the endless miles of construction made me want to drive into an oncoming semi and meet him a little sooner (or whatever’s downstairs - it can’t be more tedious than driving through Nowhere, Indiana).

We’re all worried about all seventeen of the farmers who have to see an elegantly designed spinny thing (that’s making them money if they lease the land to a power company, in addition to saving the world), while thousands upon thousands of people have to see a garish Trump tower every day, for which he stiffed a…

Sorry, I’m confused.  You mentioned Senator Cruz and “the good Senator.” Which other Senator are we talking about here?

Get a used Lexus IS with AWD. Classy looks with good proportions that should age well, Japanese reliability, and it’s small and RWD (or RWD-based AWD) so there’s no assumption that you need the latest or biggest - it’s just fun - but you manage to avoid the Infiniti G-bro stigma.

I would keep Buttigieg (or Beto, not both) in the mix for now just to make Biden nervous and keep him from phoning it in. Make him work for that comfortably boring white guy vote. Biden will either up his game or get shown up by the policy nerds, and Betogieg will get his profile elevated enough to become the next…

“Well that just sounds like innovative moneymaking solutions. Look what a smart and good businessman he is! #MAGA”

I’d say rinse and repeat, but I’m too exhausted to rinse anymore.

Good god, no, no one is telling conservatives to stick to politics and Trump cheerleading. Conservatives should absolutely quit politics en masse, never say the T-word again, and just stick to doing stupid pointless shit like this until they all shoot themselves in the crotch and can’t procreate anymore.

Under acceleration, you’d just be siphoning off energy that should be propelling the car. That’s not waste energy recovery like hybrids under braking or windmills along the highway; that’s just needless conversion of energy from one form to another, which is never lossless.

Now I’m trying to figure out who Voldemort is in our fucked up timeline so I can pray for them.

The only way for him to REALLY solve it is to buy back all the opioids off the black market and snort them himself all at once, right? Please let’s convince him that this is the only way for him to be remembered as a hero.

These are going to have fucking terrible visibility*. They kept the base of the A-pillar on top of the firewall, and just leaned it back more, meaning that once they thicken it up to a crash-friendly size it’s going to be in your way unless you’re looking straight ahead. Get ready for sky high insurance premiums on…

I’ve gotta go with the Ford E-Series vans (pick any year from the last 4 decades or so) and the box trucks based on them. Frame like a wet cardboard box, and a hard suspension to make up for it. Zero to full throttle in 1/8th of an inch of travel on a gas pedal with too much preload. 30 degrees of steering slop in…

I dunno, the Buick Encore and the Chevy Trax could each lay decent claim to that title.  Probably the Buick, if you go by the logic that Top Gear used to determine that the Lexus SC430 was the worst car in the world.  It must be both terrible and expensive.