Disclaimer: it’s been a long time since I originally saw this, but I seem to remember it being decent. 

Juliet: “What’s in a name? That which we call a Rose by any other name would smell as sweet...”

SMASHED PENIS IN BETWEEN TWO WHEELBARROWS

Man, I was really hopeful when he got traded that he’d be able to sort out his life. The Patriots organization is usually the best at providing the proper structure and support to help players violate league rules without getting caught.  

Aww, what a cute little....

Nova fan/alumnus here. All credit in the world to the Quakers for their victory last night. It was well-earned, and Congratulations. God willing, I hope we’ll get a chance to avenge our loss to you in March.

Just clarifying for those who assumed it was because of heart disease and obesity from eating their fatty foods. No, it was premeditated murder.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Thielen: That’s bullcrap!

It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues. 

just a disaster of a comment from start to finish

Giannis is the gyro we need right now.

Nice ring, too: 3-carat diamond set in 18-carat G-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-L-D!

He looks like the star of a Barry Bonds porn parody.

That escalated quickly! 

I’m kidding. He’s dead.

I don’t even cry in the shower because I use baby shampoo, OKAY?!

I can’t wait for the Phil Kessel biopic starring James Corden.

I think most people know that Auschwitz is no longer an active and functioning death camp.