Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

“Yeah, but it’s a dry humping” -Arizona Cardinals

It’s cute now, but as Hurricanes get stronger, the surge will overcome the boards and destroy the low-lying areas.

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

This is a good piece and something I’ve been pointing out in talks recently. It’s great that society has gotten to the point where doing the right thing is seen as good market value, but we still have a long way to go to get to doing the right thing because it’s the right thing.

Chef: MY MOM

That’s a nice little promotion you have there. Be a shame if something happened o it.

We’ve all been there, Ryan.

So is her face a sandwich?

I see what your saying but the USGA has been saying for decades that they want the US Open to be the toughest tournament of the year. It has always been set up as “punitive,” meaning it penalizes bad shots much more than it rewards good ones, and the officials have stuck to the mantra that “par is a good score!” They…

The Crapture.

Eau de humanity

If you want to complain about baseball taking too much time, complain about the lefty specialist who comes in to face one batter and then leaves. We just had to watch two different pitchers warm up on the mound.

That’s a good question, Mexico traditionally does not need one, but the Canadian team showed up with Lacrosse sticks and flannel Umbros

it really is. My favorite part isn’t even in the video, though. It’s this...

he does not like Houston as a city.

“Gronkowski finished second”

CONSIDER THE BRO
And Other Essays
by Drew Magary

“Jesus, leave me out of it for chrissakes.”

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫