In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

I thought Don Cherry’s Daily Sandwich was code between Rob Ford and his dealer.

Ah, yes, but then how would my Irish Catholic family continue to exist?

It’s helpful to talk about a topic that’s typically stigmatized and not discussed enough.

Phil would have better weed.

I have as much guilt as the next guy about the times when I come up short as a dad: you lose your temper over some bullshit a little too easily, you get stuck late at work and miss a big game, you prioritize a night out with the wife over a night home with the boys, etc. But there is nothing - and I mean this…

My best, Ed

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

Our gender reveal was when our doctor went, “Yeah, it’s a girl.” We then took a picture of the ultrasound to my dad, when we had dinner at Olive Garden together. I’m not saying I’m the greatest American alive, but it would probably be fitting.

Time to get back on the fantasy sports train again

For more analysis, we now go live to a bunch of lawyers with too much free time on their hands: the entire Deadspin commentariat.

Gary Garter

Defense lawyer here. At a grand jury proceeding there is no rules of evidence and no defense attorney. It’s a closed door proceeding. Ever heard the phrase, “you can indict a ham sandwhich?” It basically means that a prosecutor can get an indictment behind closed doors on anyone for anything. So it has no…

Just think of the tent cities you could build if you didn’t have to clothe these fuckers for TV every week.

Tom should have drank more water to prevent that burn.

may the Ford be with you.

listen if it nearly killed hitler it can’t be a bad thing

Here’s what playoff hockey in Montreal and Detroit looks like: