“Stick is candy!”

Vince Carter is so old, he remembers when the UK handed Hong Kong over to China in 1997!

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

Gotta agree, as a person standing 5'11", that it IS the worst.

Uncut Gems 4: Skin was a disappointment, however.

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

Now I kinda want to get a picture of me in that pose (or slap my face on Darnold’s) and then change “Mononucleosis” to whatever ailment I’m suffering from that particular day so I can email that in to my coworkers when I’m not coming in.

Lawrence really should be careful. Things like that can have repercussions later on in life.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

I cannot WAIT to see the Dead Letters for this one.

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

That’s gotta Sting.

But James Washington texted me, called me, talked to me in person, thanking me for that. And so the outside world was killing me for it; he thanked me and that’s all that really mattered. 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Your Mom’s House since all the players will be there anyway to have sex with her

The Four Corners, with each base in a different state.

Melt Man! With the power to... melt.