I never really agreed with everyone that said Vince was one hell of a bawler. Now I do.

I'm guessing that he felt the umpire made a bad call at some point, and that he was just Putin him in his place.

HA!

+1

Chief Brunelle later added that one of the suspects tried to get rid of some of the biological evidence with bleach, but failed in that attempt.

I guess my sarcasm was too subtle?

Well, ya know, it because, um, Peyton doesn't have dreads?

"People ask me all the time, 'Don't you think we need more athletes to come out?'"

Don't worry, he's gonna be OK. He's already clotting his return to the ice...

This is good. +1

Excellent. +1

Tom, you actually missed the more impressive aspect of the highlight: J.R. Smith actually passed the ball.

I was also in college, and at that time I think I was particularly interested in this one brunette chick in my Econ class. I still refer to that semester's conquest as Alice and my Phallus."

"Marshawn Lynch: He's everywhere you don't want to be."

This is ridiculous. 50 years later, we're still having problems with busing?

"A failure to cooperate and follow your plan will result in a lengthier suspension without pay."

There goes Doug again, always Creighton problems.

$500!? Kid did this at halftime when I was in undergrad and won a God damn Range Rover. Step your game up, Gonzaga!

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