Noose! I mean, nice!

Later, Gator!

Jesus Christ. Boyle and the Rangers get penalized for doing something twice, yet this jackass with the color commentary gets to repeat himself until he's blue in the face.

So ends Canseco's illustrious career of pointing the finger at others.

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Could you imagine the cash influx for the NFL if they could fine Jets fans, too?

Very nice.

Shut up, eh? You hoser.

Blah blah slow news day boogity boogity traveling bork bork bork not a real dunk durr bad defense mew mew mew.

I mean, to be fair, most of the original Patriots did too.

They lost to Michigan this year. I'd say that they didn't need any help from the NCAA.

Well that was pretty aggressive.

I don't know, he looks white to me.

I live not too far from here, and this, to me, is in absolutely no way surprising.

When asked later about how the $1,000 deductible felt, Smith replied that "it really Hertz."

I guess whoever took it really stole the show.

So, you're saying he was acting as a dekoy?

Mein Gott! +Ein

Ryan later breathed a sigh of relief, after realizing that the fowl phallus was too big to fit in his Colonna.

Looks like that fish was thrown with some force, I'm surprised it didn't Snapper head right off!