peoplearespicy
peoplearespicy
peoplearespicy

Really? She’s worse than Dukakis? She’s worse than Kerry? She’s worse than her husband (who won twice)? No, she’s not. Never was and never will be. And, yeah, she’s better than Trump.

I thought her outfit was fine. I mean, what even is the dress code for a roast? But... the fit? What the hell was going on with her sleeve fidgeting?

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

I was REALLY skeeved by a supercut of all the “sick burns” that were thrown at her during the roast. It was all sexist bullshit making fun of her looks...like...THERE’S SO MUCH MATERIAL THERE, WHY GO FOR THE SEXIST HACK JOKES?!?! I know we all hate her, but it doesn’t make that shit ok.

Ah, yes. Aspic. Otherwise known as “That Food From the 1950s-70s That People Put Cut Up Hot Dogs In.” (courtesy of Retro Recipe Attempts)

Aspic has to be the least liked food in America, or at least in the top 10.

yeah... the whole “I’m not a rapist because I’m not putting my dick in her” shtick has got to go. Did she say “yeah, put that baster in me!! I want it!” (or something to that effect) No? It’s rape dude.

So it’s I Know What You Did Last Summer meets Saw meets Any Sleazy B-Movie Horror Flick of the Past Several Decades That Includes Rape Because There Are Literally Billions Of Those.

Sure, but there are also parents who feed their kids hot dogs and saltines and not much else, and it doesn't appear there are laws targeting them. I think everyone needs to do their research on nutrition, not just vegans.

...because no children in meat-eating families are ever malnourished?

The strangest instance of this I ever saw: Dr. 90210 (don’t judge me—it was sometimes really good) was doing top surgery for a trans woman. The show showed everything— nipples, blood, everything! Then the doctor inserted the little saline (or whatever) bags, and suddenly the nipples were blurred.

Plus the vulnerability that comes from a neglectful childhood.

Yeah, the people saying this is okay seem to be forgetting that this is a parent taking advantage of their child.

It makes me really uncomfortable that nobody seems to be saying much about the fact that he’s so much younger and how that makes him extra vulnerable. Nineteen is technically an adult, but you’re still young an easy to take advantage of. Not you, but the conversation in general. I feel like people get blinded by the

Agree. I loathed W. but I understood why people voted for him. This is so far beyond my comprehension. At BEST, he’s a blowhard reality tv star and a businessman of dubious success. At worst, he’s a racist, sexist, xenophobic megalomaniac (and actually really terrible businessman).

She’s got the votes. It’s a question of whether or not she’ll survive... or they’ll accept the results.

I keep having this terrible feeling that he will finally, finally shut his mouth for more than 48 hours at a time and his poll numbers will go up. Because there are people who are just determined to believe that he will, despite every available shred of evidence, be reasonable and they can support him over Clinton.

She will. These mouth-breathers don't realize that they, much like Boers in SA, are on the wrong side of history and history will brutally wash them away from the scenery.

Clinton better win by a goddamned landslide.

That anyone thinks this man should be President of the United States absolutely blows my fucking mind. I am generally good about understanding political differences between myself and others, but supporting this man is just too much.