They required proof of vaccination at Lollapalooza. 

We just had an outbreak at work and had to shut the entire store down for 14 days. About two weeks ago, corporate came in and told the staff that masks were no longer required...POOF!

I’ve positively identified it as David Tracy’s next car.

Did you see any rust on that Festiva? You did not.

Man, that’s some good creepy rambling right there. This is the kind of content I come to Jalopnik for, the writers actively hunting their audience through the comments section like an internet-based version of The Deadliest Game.

10 years ago a GMC Vandura was sent to auction by a charitable for a crime they didn’t commit. This van promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the winning buyer, it survives a #vanlife of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if…

Jason, David, Raph and I just spent 2 weeks doing interviews for new writers. There are 4 more coming in the next couple weeks, you’re gonna love them.

Now that Andrew is leaving I’m 1 Torchinsky and 1 Tracy away from never visiting this site again

Hi Jason,

Same.

Hey uh, heads up. Pedestrians are going 3 MPH and not piloting >two ton weapons of destruction. The responsibility is on the drivers.

Stop blaming pedestrians.

Fun fact: those “entitled asshats” actually have the right-of-way

Bicycles are permitted, even required, to be on the roads in most urban settings. It is the responsibility of car drivers to share the road with them. Yes, some riders ignore traffic signals but by and large most cyclists don’t die because they ran a stop sign and got hit by a car. Usually they get run over while…

Does the postal Jeep have rust?

This has my stamp of approval.

Whose 1969 Beetle is that?

Excuse me, the 2017 Outlander Sport is still the single most disappointing press car I’ve ever had.

Congratulations, $kaycog on Comments of the Decade! I award you one Ford GT (...replica, but that means you can hoon it more), which this lil’ bunny friend will deliver to the hoon-spot of your choosing as soon as he can see over the dashboard.