This question was answered in 1984 via mankind’s crowning cinematic achievement, Red Dawn:

My daily driver is a ‘64 Vair. It took 2 months to transform from barn find to reliable daily. I just drove it round trip from Atlanta to Detroit. Here’s a picture at the assembly plant where it was manufactured.

Somebody in Philadelphia has a problem with the color orange? I know a guy.

neat things about our sport, is those guys’ ability to outfox Johnny Law.

Let’s be honest for a second. If it is a 4x4 you buy, it won’t be anything but a Jeep product. Let’s just stop the Nissan talk and nip that in the bud. It’s in your blood David! I swear you were born in Toledo and you were somehow switched at birth.

Well that’s just like your opinion, man.

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

There hasn’t been a claim rule in Lemons for like a decade.

Cutting down on the number of people Hernandez ejects from games would probably shorten the average game a little too, don’t you think?

Well done, as always

Just to have something to hold when you go to bed at night?

I’m seconding Tracy’s recommendation. You can quite easily get one of the last few model years with less than 50K miles in the price range he’s looking for.

I weep at the sight of this car, but I would never weep in front of / laugh at this person. It’s only their taste I question, not their enthusiasm.

How to lose face.

You think Don Cherry would wear something that has only two colours and no patterns?

David is thinking.  “for the cost of scuba gear rental and a tow strap....new car for spring”

This is actually a fairly major plot point in Neil Gaiman’s ‘American Gods’. I don’t want to give too much away, but you might want to check the trunk of the car before it crashes through the ice.

I lost my job at the calendar factory after I took a couple of days off.

The Jerry wouldn’t do that! Jerry’s an honest man! JERRY WON’T FORGET THIS!