The only way to stop a bad person with a Jeep, is a good person with a Jeep.

Racing is hard

Super disappointed that wasn’t a red ‘95 Dodge Ram.

It’s the only thing that keeps me interested in something other than suck-starting a 9mm in traffic.

C4 > C3 by a mile

They did it, those crazy bastards actually did it....

David, that’s a hubcap, not a hat.

Before you demand someone do better, learn what a direct quote is.

FINNISH HIM!

The thing I had no answer for was how could someone’s life be so devoid of meaning that they’d care about watching a high-speed hillbilly traffic jam in cars mostly differentiated by the shape of the headlight stickers and invested in the made-up soap opera of the driver’s lives while they hoot and jibber whenever…

We saw an old Nascar in person, and my wife was asking about them, and apparently had no idea that’s how the cars worked. She was absolutely astonished anybody watched or gave a shit about several dozen of the same car going roundy-round for an entire afternoon. I had no answers.

For anyone not in the know, Bigfoot is a Ford monster truck that was built specifically for its appearance in Road House by off-road experts Bigfoot 4X4.

This one may be a bit of ringer because so much of it seems to take place in parking lots, but The Friends of Eddie Coyle was a real festival of (mostly quotidian) cars of the era.

How did we not include the Delta 88 from Raimi’s movies?

Swear to gawd.

New Jersey, you say?

I really want to believe that someone went in to trade their Aventador for like, 40 new Rio’s.

Jamie McMurray. He won Busch races with mid-field equipment. When given championship-caliber equipment in Cup (in 2002), he won in his second start. Unfortunately, 2002 was the last year Chip Ganassi Racing actually *had* championship-caliber equipment. He should have made the playoffs in his sophomore season but…

I don't trash Jeeps, I rescue them from death row.