Having an enormous penis has it’s challenges and can be quite inconvenient at times.

It’s funny because he has a giant penis.

he left his locker to avoid giving an answer.

liz holy shit

It’s simple, Lew.

Cars are neither honest or dishonest.

“Your first choice was absolutely correct, the next three were acceptable, the last two were just flat out wrong.” - Nailed it. 

Does it hurt to be this wrong?

“honest”

When in doubt, buy both. 

This is way more Heat than that F&F garbage.

Looks like many of the Dodgey bits have been removed.

One day, when I’m president, we’ll ship every bro truck owner and stance driver to Guam.

You’re not very good with reading comprehension, are you?

Well....since you asked.

Oh, I should add that (4) Alanis’ take on pizza is horrible and disturbing.

I have three complaints about the female writing staff of Jalopnik:

Those mean ol’ white knights are real scary, aren’t they?

“I hope you die and all the people in your life ignore your funeral.” is a pretty intense conclusion to an argument about a manual gearbox.

Yuck. :/