I refuse to coordinate with Michael Ballaban. Too pompous.

Nah, you mad

Just because it makes the Musk fanboys so mad, I hope Jalopnik does twenty articles today about Elon’s idiotic sledcartunnel.

Aww, can’t believe I missed the Formula E race from Saudi Arabia.... I understand the winner got a trophy AND a bonesaw! Any journalists accidentally get into a fistfight and get chopped up into little pieces? 

it’s beautiful and I’m so proud of her for airing The Take™

That postal Jeep has my stamp of approval.

It’s not like it can be worse than a David Tracy purchase.

Only a few more years down there and it might be rusty enough to qualify as David Tracy’s next project.

David Logic: Buys shitty, rusted 4x4 Jeep, doesn’t drive it in Michigan because salt will make it rusty.

U-Turn it illegally, U-Bought it.

This response is why I can't take seriously the otherwise well-penned one above it asking us not to see our opponents as sub-human, and to trust that they too want good things for the world. 

These people triage. They wouldn’t be pushing a car out of a garage if they could be saving someone’s life instead.

I just moved to the Detroit area recently. They play Bob Seger ALL THE TIME. So there’s a 105% guarantee that it plays on every Malibu every day.

35 here. LOVE me some Bob Seger.

No. No it doesn’t. The Golden Eagle needs your help. The J10 needs your help. The nice XJ needs your help. You’re really not that far off from having three really cool and relatively unique Jeeps with those three.

David, you have three Jeeps that are worth fixing, that need your attention. You just bought that nice XJ. The Golden Eagle needs an engine rebuild now, and the J10 hs been getting pushed aside for years. This postal Jeep is just a distraction. I have no doubt you can get it going, but even then it will still be a…

Have you considered moving to an environment where your projects can lie dormant and be preserved? 

“NO HONEY I SWEAR! This car will put our kids through college! It’s a classic!”

The fact that someone went to these lengths to preserve a mid-2000s Dodge will be endlessly funny to me. 

Anyway, it’s “Wehrmacht”, not “Wermacht”.