More than any of David’s vehicles except maybe the Golden Eagle I want to see this one operating the way it was when new-ish. Gotta leave some wiggle room there.

David Tracy: not the hero we deserve, but the one we need right now.

Buy the Toyota for 15g, use some of that saved cash to have the gadgets installed. I don't see a problem here. 

David Tracy: American Outlaw

I feel like I need a print of the photo of the Jeep in front of the American flag barn in my home. I don’t know what this says about me, or how long it would take for my fiancée to kick me to the curb.

(*slow clap*) 

I didn’t know Q Branch stood for “Questionable”.

Races like this are what IndyCar needs. I still can’t figure for the life of me why IndyCar isn’t as widely watched as NASCAR. I love Martinsville, but COTA in IndyCars should have been a no-brainer today. 

There needs to be more “Know This Car” segments. They’re enjoyable.

Does Chef Boyardee pizza come into play at any point? Asking for a.....lanis. King.

Is this vehicle Fancy Kristen Approved? 

Lawrence PD bringing it. Love it, and reminds me of Philly PD’s own fantastic Twitter account.

M-van? More like “Mmmmmm-van”.

He’s already known to cuddle inline-sixes, so.....

You really can’t beat this call. And you KNOW it’s good because he’s advocating looking for rust BEFORE he buys it.

“Ahhh, you think sketchy car shows are your ally? You merely adopted the sketchiness. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see a good car show until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BROWWWN!” -Mr. Regular

To me, the last sentence is what’s important: put Lewis Hamilton in an IndyCar and let him loose. The two cars are night and day. Put Scott Dixon in the Mercedes and see what he can do. So what if F1 is faster? Comes down to it, IndyCar is more FUN to watch, with slightly less predictable results than any F1 race. 

Trying something like this on the Schuylkill Expressway or Blue Route (I-76 or I-495, outside Philadelphia) will get you bumped, shot, then backed into and shot again for not moving your car out of the way while you’re bleeding. Then they’ll take your shoes, tie them together, and fling them over a telephone wire.

I’m with you on this one. Most of the time the only reason I put on real pants to drive down to the Wawa is because I left my wallet in my jeans and it’s just easier to throw them on than to go rooting through my pockets and because Wawa frowns upon me wearing just my sleepin’ shorts in there. Usually I just slip…

It was FAKE! FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!