Somewhere, George is getting upset.

The title is an accurate representation of what is going on in this case. I see no problem here. Porsche is allegedly a faked misrepresentation of what was presented, Seinfeld sold said Porsche whether he knew it was fake or not, Seinfeld is sued for selling Porsche that was allegedly fake as the last owner of the…

Exactly my first thought when I saw this. That, or the car is emerging from a wormhole to another dimension.

Worst. WORST. God bless my parents who had to endure our cackling in the backseat starting south of Richmond. They refused to ever stop there, and rightfully so. Just to drive through the place smells like a Taco Bell bathroom on Cinco De Mayo. Someday I hope to see that sombrero tower thing imploded. The billboards…

Who’s gonna buy an ‘80s Grand Marquis and re-enact the chase from. “To Live And Die In L.A.” with me if I buy this? #malaisechase

Whoever this “Bobbie” is... he’s not the hero we deserve... but he’s the one we need right now.

The disappointment in PennDOT will go away as soon as you enter the “acceptance” stage.

“Go to your room. You’ve been screwin’ up too much at church” is how I heard that in my head.

Am I the only one surprised this didn’t and with a “fahkin’ GO PATS!" ? Also, this was the best one yet. 

I’ve gotta be honest; props to Torch on the Avanti. He sold it really well. And what’s more different in Beverly Hills than something without a digital instrument cluster and infotainment center?

Indeed.

Well, we ARE living in the world of “if you shout it loud enough and repeat it enough times it MUST be true,” aren’t we?

The wicker basket only came in the LX package, I hear. 

Sooooo, David Tracy’s gonna drive THIS to Moab instead of that DJ, right?

It’s not supposed to be funny. It’s a hype video. Also, it’s Twitter. Anyone who has a “style” on Twitter is automatically a little sad. I’m looking at you, Trump.

Good gawd... Worst thing I ever did was bum four cams of warm Genny off a bunch of RIT students at Watkins Glen at their first IndyCar race back there in 2005. That beverage, being the pond scum of beers anyway, is just not satisfying on a warm day, and not worth the taste coming back up when mixed with concession…

That is one great big pile of “nope” there. Culturally maybe people really enjoy these (I’m looking at you, Delorean). But most “gearheads” will give a hard-pass, I’m thinking. Think of it this way: They might be nice to look at, and pretty cool to drive, but do you think the AVERAGE person is gonna want to risk…

Also, that car’s name was Reginald VelJohnson.

Welp, I’m out. Time to fire up the ol’ generator to the bomb shelter I’ve built out in an abandoned PA Turnpike tunnel. Canned meats for everyone!