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No DJ being confronted with an absolute bullshit ruling by the USGA, then crushing the back nine, punctuated by an absolutely gorgeous approach on 18 at Oakmont? No USA finally breaking the Euro dominance at the Ryder Cup? Tisk tisk.

How in God’s name is the Bundesliga a “relatively weak” European league? Bayern admittedly runs roughshod over the competition, but that’s solely because they’re the number 2-3 best team in the world. The rest of the league is impossibly solid from top to bottom.

Can this get a “Things We Actually Like” tag?

BUT!!!!!!! If you’re visiting New Orleans, you can go see Davis for dirt cheap, and play someone equally awesome like Giannis. Yeah, that’s all I got. Today’s a day of forced silver linings.

Why is this now on Deadspin?

I told this story last year on the Deadspin thread, but a co-worker asked me to repost here. I’ve added a few details and made some stylistic changes. Enjoy:

Worth noting that Fort Bragg, the largest military base in the world, is in Fayetteville.

Pirates fan here- this would have been AWESOME about a month ago. Now, it makes me spiteful.

This. Is. So. Disjointed.

+1, GOOD WORK, SIR(E)!

Can Billy’s DUAN’s contain something other than Lil B or Thugger now? Can his Screamer posts clock in at less than 4k words?

A friend of mine cried while watching Mr. 3000 on a plane back to his hometown. Granted, he was strung out from finals (which would have been a perfectly adequate defense), but he maintained that his tears were solely due to the quality of the movie.

God damn is this beautiful writing Billy. Good work.

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The following is in no way, shape or form an endorsement of Mystikal, but FUCK YES MORE HORNS LIKE THE NEPTUNES PUT IN THIS CLASSIC:

Over under on whether banned Russians stage an Olympic coup at the opening ceremony? 2:1?

Interception and cheap shot on the return?

WHERE IS SKIP BAYLESS!??!??!

A large contingent of Itish (not Scottish, would-be Screamer a-holes) Celtic fans descended upon Barcelona while I was there for a Champions League game a few years back. I can confirm that they were, by and large, the coolest and nicest opposing fans in history.

I have MAYBE spent $1,000 on my 5+ year old Jetta, and she’s still a beast. I love that car.

There’s some really, really great roster pictures on that website.