Fuck you, Burke.

Lucifer Between the Lines: How I Turned Broncos Fans Lives into a Living Hell

Dartmouth man!

Deadspin polls exceptionally well in the small, liberal arts college demographic.

He’s also from Cleveland so...

Deadspin’s overarching position on golf is the lone thing that sucks on this site.

HE EVEN DID THE WAGGLE! At least he wasn’t as bad as the dickwingus Dane.

Robert Horry, whose career scoring average is equal to the number of championship rings he has

The kid was a major HS football star as of 2004, then his dad gets shot in 2005. Hmm. I wonder where his career derailed and why.

When I played o-line in college, we would watch film of the previous day’s practice before beginning drills that day. One day, my coach didn’t turn on our film, but instead showed us a coach’s cut, extended highlight of Ferguson in college. He was so much better than everyone else on the field, it was almost absurd.…

But under cross examination Thursday from Myles’ attorney, Joshua Moskovitz, Marshall testified that it wasn’t clear Sims-Walker had punched Myles.

I hate this so much. This is the worst April 1st Day of all of them in history.

Nope. A chop is defined as any block below the waist designed to level a defender. Your definition is what was previously illegal.

What does Margary bring for lunch? Spam sammies? Fucking tuna, like an asshole?

Kevin, I want to stop you for a moment and thank you for Deadspinning on an above average level.

Marlin Chinn sexual harassed her

Who is this imposter and what have you done with Trill Will Gordon?

Oh, I’m sorry. You’re the guy that quotes rap album titles from 15-20 years ago and somehow equates those to Future’s work. Again, the worst.

This is awesome writing, Billy. However, I think a bigger issue will affect him going forward- what happens now that Metro will be producing for EVERYONE, not (essentially) just for him? Metro and 808 have formed and fueled this success thus far (see re. Beast Mode, which sucked compared to Monster and 56 Nights in a…

As I said above, your generation and/or ilk of rap fans suck. To criticize every artist that doesn’t share the wordplay of Kweli, Bey, Immortal Technique, or Kendrick merely detracts from the genre. Again, enjoy this music or move along. Your self-aggrandizing takes on rap are annoying.