But also, why is regular gymnastics coverage still a thing on Deadspin. cew cew

Pittsburgh native and lover of my city here. Short of exuding the, “It’s a pattern,” narrative, this needs to be seen by those not from the city:

Kindly get out of here with the insinuation that after a literal kid pays his debt for his crime that he should forever be punished for the same. That inherently subverts the nature of retribution in our society and is fatally flawed. I loathe the malice behind your headline.

Even their overreactions are soft AF.

DEANDRE YEDLIN IS BACK!!!!!!

There’s your first problem. Please to god switch to Rittenhouse or Sazerac.

I’m in.

I paid approximately $16 per seat (in the very lower bowl) for my girlfriend and I to see him play Anthony Davis and the New Orleans NotWithBoogies in NOLA in November. I’ve never seen a more impressive athlete in my life

This is so, so good +1

This is fantastic. Thanks, Dave.

Is anyone there a bourbon drinker? If so, favorite juice?

It’s a slooowwwwww sports news day, eh?

I like to imagine LeBron sending these busted old jamokes a group text: “Which one of you pieces of shit wants a fucking job? Come to Cleveland tomorrow by 3:00 and bring some shoes.” I bet he only invited Mario Chalmers so he could yell at him for being a doofus one last time.

This is derived from a piece entitled “Commentary” and with no citations to evidentiary support; as such, cool out Draper.

Dion Waiters has never met a contested three-pointer that he didn’t want to kiss on the mouth

Doylestown ain’t Pittsburgh, Dom.

“Shittin on these haters, Ball hard D Waiters”

God you guys suck. Good win by your team doe.

There have been times in my life where I’ve been exceptionally sad, and just the thought of the boat going down in flames as that car lot mascot flaps on makes me laugh out loud.

That’s the first time I’ve ever watched a full interview segment with LeBron. He’s an incredibly smart and thoughtful man.