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Nicholas cage is a fucking national treasure

John Cena is an actor. An actor who does his own stunts. Pro wrestling is just soap opera for men, and Cena is one of the best!

BIG SPENDERS

I hope they burned that chair

That sounds just like him

He looks like guy fieri

Because he's an unstoppable force of sexuality

ALSO YAASS

This pleases me

Sleep paralysis

YAASS

Your boyfriend has terrible taste in wrestlers

I was in some kind of robotic battle armor, encountered Pamela Anderson (not my type), blew her up with missiles, then rubbed my dick on a wooden table. Woke up covered in jizz. That was my first wet dream. I was not pleased.

Why do you need to believe in magic to “keep something in mind”? That doesn’t make any sense.

Sure religious people help. But religion has nothing to do with ethics. Atheists help, but not selfishly for a heavenly reward.

So the people who believe a magical sky daddy is gonna make everything all better so we don’t have to address problems, just ignore them and pray is the “hard thinking” group?

Religion has never been about “love and life.” It’s always been about control and money.

Think about this the next time you’re about to joke about prison rape.

He doesn’t actually make jokes. He just states disgusting things and his audience (of people presumably as awful as him) laughs. He’s clearly not very smart, and neither are you for posting that clip or liking him. Enjoy laughing about prison rape and forced AIDS infection in a completely unironic way.