The joke is Oscar has no legs, and also that women are vacuous objects. It's also a really good example of how not to joke about rape. This guy really is scum. He also does great retard impressions!

She should go to jail. She directly contributed to terrorism for her own gain.

Smoking is cool and awesome and fun and you know it. Everyone is automatically cooler when they're smoking a cigarette. It's actually impossible to reach peak cool without a cigarette.

It made me feel aroused

No, no, no... In France, cigarettes mean the opposite of what they do in America.

Does that give you a boner?

This is what gawker media is now. Ads. All the ads. Sometimes the top 4 “stories” are actually just ads.

This is what gawker media is now. Ads. All the ads. Sometimes the top 4 “stories” are actually just ads.

“Amphetamines specifically are not harmless in any form, even prescription”

What does that have to do with “prescription amphetamines are evil”?

Your experience is not everyone else’s. Some people can’t handle alcohol, a more addictive and unhealthy drug than amphetamines. Some people take amphetamines their whole life with no issues.

Some natural drugs are dangerous and can kill you. Some synthetics are harmless. This is a stupid way to look at drugs. Its history of use and studies done on its effects on the body are how you judge the safety of a substance.

How so? If using is morally acceptable, why isn’t selling? The war on drugs is ineffective, wasteful, and unethical. Is owning a liquor store another “demon?”

Spoiler: there is no God

Don’t you want to worship a God who uses his evil magic minion to kill innocent people in order to express concepts that a short commercial on TV would communicate a lot more clearly? A murderous psychopath who’s also a bit dim? I know I want to spend eternity with that guy.

None of those drugs are downers.

I hope they don’t, because punishing drug use is stupid, harmful, and ethically wrong.

The “drug with effects similar to LSD” was actually 25c-nbome. The nbome series is unpredictably dangerous, sometimes killing users for no discernible reason at normal recreational doses, sometimes doses identical to what they had taken before with no ill effects. LSD, on the other hand, couldn’t kill you even if you…

When you say “wrong choices,” do you mean eating people?

Your penis is hilarious

Mediocre people like mediocre music. Most people are mediocre. Therefore Adele is popular.