Is it totally weird I am going to root for Harrison Ford and her to get back together?

His look at the end is "Nailed it."

He knows you can't eat a trophy.

look at these baby plattys instead

I'm just... not seeing it.

I... have to say that I don't understand why he thinks he looks like a platypus now. Not to rain on his parade or anything.

the toddler "did not disclose any information that would warrant a criminal investigation."

I agree with you, but Jaime doesn't.

"One attendee climbed off the boat briefly and yelled: “I’ll see you in hell, feminists ... Long live men.”"

Yeah, they aren't bad for an old Russian dude.

They're nice boobs.

My sister and I were going through things and she randomly started laughing and said, "James won't like this".

Umm, true story, I ran into an ex on a date once, and he was on a date too, and I spent the rest of the night in tears and the guy I was with never called me again.

Meanwhile, I'm the most published person on the planet.

Can't say I blame her. Look how that turned out for Mary.

Thing we learned today: when you put Denzel and Queen Latifah in one room, that room reaches near-lethal levels of likability.