He knows you can't eat a trophy.
I... have to say that I don't understand why he thinks he looks like a platypus now. Not to rain on his parade or anything.
"One attendee climbed off the boat briefly and yelled: “I’ll see you in hell, feminists ... Long live men.”" Read more
Yeah, they aren't bad for an old Russian dude.
Umm, true story, I ran into an ex on a date once, and he was on a date too, and I spent the rest of the night in tears and the guy I was with never called me again. Read more