"Their courtship culminated in Lumar asking for her father's hand in marriage."

I was once a DJ. On my way to working an event in Westchester, I got really sick while driving. I have a really bad stomach and of course I was drinking a huge coffee and smoking, which made things worse. My assistant was sitting in the passenger side, watching me turn white, sweating and almost crying. If I could…

I think I can win this.

I sharted one morning about two weeks into dating Mr. Nom. Deep enough into the relationship that we have yet to discover one another's flaws and we're hot and heavy. in other words, too early to shit yourself.

I'm finally coming clean about this sh** show of a story.

Back when my ex and I were dating, I was really weird about pooping around him and his family. They were super white, and they were all so thin and wispy that I was convinced no one in his family ever pooped. So I'm hanging out and I realize that my tia's…

Mine is about my dog because there is just no way I can share a personal story, I also don't really have any good ones.

I just want to warn everyone that these aren't "viral" videos in the sense that they have become inexplicably popular on the internet, but viral videos in the sense that if you watch them, a horrible and fatal literal virus will be transmitted into your brain and will kill you.

There is no such thing as a good white rap parody video.