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Nov 22 2014
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Uh, won't the shit eventually and quite literally hit the fan in the toilet, necessitating a fan clean-up? No thanks.

Nov 12 2014
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Sorry to the people who jump out of high balloons but you are now living in the shadow of a tiny comet lander.

Nov 4 2014
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I bet Sarah Palin is fuuuuming over that Katie Couric pic.

Oct 29 2014
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The article title really hurt my feelings because I was expecting Tay Zonday.

Oct 22 2014
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Here's an example where looking blue and being blue might come apart. You're looking at shirts in the department store, and one of them looks like a nice subtle blue, perfect for your upcoming presentation. You buy it, and on your way out the store, in full noon daylight, you look in the bag and find an off-white Read more

Oct 21 2014
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I want to recommend her special "Problem Child" to anyone who likes her work, and the episode of WTF with Marc Maron that featured her. She basically gave her life/career story and it's fascinating. One of the first episodes I ever listened to, and the only one I've listened to more than once.

Oct 16 2014
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BABY, I compare this to a kiss from a rose on the gray (i.e., my own parent's divorce in 1991). Read more

Sep 20 2014
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Ugh this is giving me flashbacks to the stunt double mask that Ryan Gosling wears in Drive.