You know what, after half a million dead, a homelessness crisis that’s going to be unlike anything we’ve seen before, and a goddamn insurrection formulated the former president of our country, let the joshes have their fun.

Fauci wept. 

Fair enough, though most of them are! But I always do red carpet posts in real-time so readers can get up-to-the minute looks at THE GOWNS, THE GOWNS.

At this point I think Jezebel just likes to be mildly irritating to drive up the comment count.

Okay so...not just me then?  It was driving me nuts. 

That’s why I make the bed every day and have done since I was six. I simply cannot relax in an unmade bed that’s full of last night’s sleep and tossings and singing “ 100 Bottles of Beer” in my head to get my damn brain to quit racing in overdrive.

This is so true, and I have not been able to tackle my bedroom lately.  I need to sort it out this week.  But I’m also studying for a real estate exam, and every hour I spend cleaning, I get pissed off I’m putting it off - because I have been putting it off. And yet, I genuinely can’t focus on it with the clutter! …

Shelter Cat Update!

It’s such a great idea. Mini-goals or micro-habits are the bomb. Because it’s all about momentum, isn’t it? If I’m depressed, and I just clean the counters — well, it looks so nice that it motivates me to hit the cupboard, and then maybe vacuum the floors. And then waking up in the morning is SO much nicer. It is what…

This is a minor thing:

OMG you missed a golden opportunity! I would have acted like we were old friends and said, “Oh my GOSH! Where have you been? It’s been forever! What have you been up to? Any interesting future plans? Tell me everything! We rarely talk these days!"

Thank goddexx I’m not the only one. I probably do 25% of the work I used to do at the office and yet, somehow, everything is fine? My “weekly goal” in my planner has been “game the capitalist system” for about 7 months. So I’m feeling v. accomplished.

It could be worse! I’ve read of companies that have installed activity monitoring software on people’s computers that tracks your key strokes/mouse movements and if you’re inactive for a certain amount of time it notifies your manager.

That was me until I had to go back to the damn office. I am still doing the same amount of work, just at the damn office. I could be doing this at home. Not the damn office.

...but I refuse to read further because my internet is out and blogging on my phone is expensive.

Her father had negotiated the divorce in advance under the guise of a pre-nup. The divorce was 2 weeks, but the pre-nup was like 8 bankers boxes long.

Thanks to having a father who is a divorce lawyer. He’s the one who orchestrated her clean escape. 

I got bored one day and found some Vanity Fair or New Yorker article that covered some of it at that time. Katie got a bunch of residences set up in different states so she could pick which state she wanted to file in. Also Tom took less than two weeks to sign the divorce agreement. He didn’t even bother to negotiate.…

It really is/was impressive. Bad ass boss bitch.

Madonna is all about Madonna but damn if that isn’t the greatest plastic surgery on earth.