PenguinLust2:ElectricBoogigloo
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2/19/20
9:37 AM
43

What if they just told the Queen to get bent and continue to use it?  I could call myself PenguinRoyal and there wouldn’t be a damn thing the British aristocracy could do about it. 

2/17/20
8:08 PM
1

We all have our vices.  A swimmer’s body ends me every time (think Michael Phelps, but my obsession started long before he came along). 

2/16/20
8:36 PM
13

There was nothing about that mustache that worked for him. There is no argument to the contrary, but I would love to entertain them here.  

2/7/20
11:22 PM
23

Not according to the “pundits”. According to ABC, they key takeaways barely include Warren. What the FUCK are the dems afraid of? A woman who could actually be able to clean up some of this horrific bullshit from the last 4 years? That would be less desirable than a shitty Larry David impersonator?

2/6/20
8:39 PM
7

Joan, I know you did not intend to write Jim Jordan fanfic, but I think you inadvertently did. I threw up in my mouth as a result of it.

2/4/20
7:28 PM
8

I live adjacent to Iowa. They are only good at one thing - taking Nebraskan’s money in their casinos. They are shit at everything else (unless they legalize weed, in which case they will get back in my good graces).