Love Teen Mom’s shocked expression! “Wait, WHAT now???”

Paying off my loans was one of the happiest days of my life. It is so liberating.

Darryl is such a fluffy handsome man. I so badly want to pet that belly.

That’s awesome! Congrats.

Pre-heat, sort of. I put some butter (maybe half a teaspoon?) in each cup and put it in the oven until it’s melted. That’s as pre-heated as it gets.

Those kitties are so fortunate to have you, Krispy, and I totally mean it. You whisper to them.

Teriyaki spam seems like it might be a Japanese-Hawaiian hybrid? 

Shelter Cat Update!!

My first draft was about Ivanka getting vaccinated. I think the question was, “describe a time when someone was a huge asshole but decided to act like everything was okay and they’d done nothing wrong.”

That is such a great feeling isn't it? And yay for the vaccine!

Cheers!!!!!!!  I am jealous of the vaccine, and it is a wonderful, wonderful thing to get rid of that debt.

As always, your bread makes me want to go to your house and demand some. I will bring wine. I am a bit of a barbarian, but not entirely so.

Good God, girl! Fantastic!

Yesterday I paid off my student loans, 5 years ahead of schedule. I’ve been making triple payments for the last 16 months.

Was the caterer Lindsey Bluth? Serving her poached salmonella?

Can I have dinner at your house?  I’ll bring cheese popovers.  (My latest food passion.)

What’s everyone been up to in the kitchen? Bread was in heavy rotation around here, look at my beautiful loaf of bread!

I’m reviving Pissing Contest with a new topic every week.

I’m going to need someone to read this story about Bob Saget and Candace Cameron Bure for me and then never actually tell me what it’s about because I don’t care and I don’t want to know.

They’re both Jennifer Aniston, she's actually a really good actress and doesn't get the credit she deserves.