He’s just Ted Cruz’s first form. The Republican asshat blowfish evolution scale goes as follows:

There are also raised cutting boards that fit over the oven over which I am lusting. 

Shaming aside for a minute, this person is unquestionably one of the most unattractive I have ever seen. He is the epitome of an image of the scuzzy frat boy every female is or should be warned about in orientation. It astonishes me that any one would date him willingly...

You know, Prince William, if you feel uncomfortable now, imagine how your SIL has been feeling all this time.

It’s what plants crave!

I would like to note that I hope Prince William gets more and more uncomfortable as time goes on.

But the chemicals add vital nutrients.

This always happens to me when I wash ladles. I forget that they’re essentially just big trampolines for water, and get soaked in the face.

I wanted to be that fridge. 

Chris Meloni is the Proto Chris. Has he ever not been sexy? 

You’ll find it next to the Prince Andrew gym towel for when you're physically incapable of sweating due to an incident during the Falklands, but you miraculously recovered later on. 

So I went to the Royal Collection Shop site to look for something special. Nowhere could I find a Prince Andrew Total Immunity Agreement anywhere. Ah well...guess ya gotta know somebody for a gift like that.

It was, and they were utter assholes about shutting down her account. She’d downloaded like 4 songs. Even FB was easier. You would not believe the # of death certificates I sent to entertainment companies to prove I wasn’t trying to screw her over.

Agreed. We got SO lucky when my mom died. She had an internet will, and we were able to pull together her accounts pretty quickly. Best thing, hands down, was that the only password she hadn’t written down in her planner was Apple. Every other password, financial or otherwise, was written down. We would have been…

It would be like taking a professional football team and going back to play at a high school field.

I am just starting on the “just in case I die” stuff with my son. He is on my checking and savings accounts with strict instructions to never touch a penny until I am dead. He is my beneficiary on all the 401k and Roth accounts and he knows where the account and password info is stored. He hates talking about it…

Getting my first COVID vaccine shot on Monday.  I’ll probably pass out in front of a CVS full of people because that’s what I do when I get shots.  Fun.  But it’s nice to see the (hopefully) end of this thing on the horizon.  That said, people are jumping the gun....I work at a University and they’re having in person…

Shelter Catstravaganza!

It sounds like a lovely day. It seems incredibly early, but the rock irises I planted in the fall are blooming. They look so pretty.