It sounds like a fly-by-night bank inside a Walmart

These ghouls and their immigration fantasies... Sort of related, this is a really great essay by a former border control agent. The tldr is that the entire border “crisis” is manufactured, but I rec reading it.

Worst. 3 Stooges. Reboot. Ever.

Naming it “America First” is so on the nose they might as well just call it Fascist Fucks LLP

I know she’s young, but Bindi has truly seemed to have her shit together forever. I think her mom did a decent job protecting both the kids after Steve’s death, even though they were still on TV. I say all that to say, I got a little teary that she’s a mom now and because that is just an amazing name.  I wish all the…

There's a joke in there somewhere about his illigimate children. 

This is what happens when Prince Albert is allowed out of the can.

Kris had her killed?

If this really happened why hasn’t the friend come forward to sell their story to TMZ or the like? 

It’s Kris telling this story, not Khloe but your point stands.

Stars for “turtle dove”

Two lines that can cover just about any situation.

I also like “Oh did nothing cancel?” when someone says they’re free. 

If I cared how your weekend was I’d stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.

You're not fit to be queen of... name a place!

Here’s $10 go see a Star Wars.

Loved her the best as Mallory; just cold as ice.

“I’m so glad I didn’t cry.”

“For fucks sake, you guys are stretching here on this site to make something out of nothing.”

Yeah, interviewers are going to keep asking actresses if he was creepy toward them, or actresses are going to try to address it so they stop getting asked, then then actresses get shit on for stating what happened to them. How about we stop asking them about creeps unless they've chosen to share that information?…