Oscar winner! (horse whinny) Tied with Julia Louis-Dreyfus for the greatest number of acting Emmy Awards - eight! (horse whinny) Leachman at the podium during the Bob Saget roast, taking in the other attendees: “For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?”

I secretly married Idris Elba last year.  It was so secret that neither he or my wife actually knows!

I am cheating on a gallon of Neapolitan ice cream with a gallon of fudge ripple ice cream.

I didn’t get secretly married but I am cheating on a gallon of Neapolitan ice cream with a gallon of fudge ripple ice cream.

Love this, and extending your metaphor to include “get on base and occasionally swing for the fences.” We could use a Green New Deal.

Yeah. For example, as much of a half-baked sop to the insurance companies as Obamacare became, it definitely moved the goalposts in the positive direction (more Americans - including those with preexisting conditions - with healthcare coverage). We’ve seen what happens when progressives go for home runs - they strike…

“... a step in the right direction, but not time to leap for joy just yet” describes pretty much everything that Biden will likely accomplish in the next 2 years.

I think it’s actually the opposite. They used to be close friends and over the course of that friendship, Larsa started copying everything she could about Kim. They had a falling out (I can’t remember why-- maybe Larsa hooked up with one of the sisters’ exes?) and now Larsa is doing whatever the hell this is. 

One surgery away from the uncanny valley!

Isn’t Larsa dating 23 years old?

I heard of this term “the singularity”, a few years ago, and according to what I assume it must mean, the time is nigh approaching where all rich women are indistinguishable.

I suspect a few of the political video chefs that have garnered so much attention battling Trump (like the Meidas Touch, Lincoln Project etc.) have only just begun. They’ll zero in on local and state republicans like Sanders, and really, think of how much fun it would be to troll that dead-eyed liar with her own…

The undead may haunt us forever. 

Three cheers for the update! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

Yayyy for all of the adoptions, and an extra, profound Yayyyyy! for Marble’s recovery.  

Oh, it’s so scary to have a sick furbaby! Our Harvey put me through the toils for weeks when his thyroid started to act up and he got all skinny and pointy.

Poor Marble! Pancreatitis is so terrible in animals. Glad he’s on the mend. 

I’m sorry about your kitty, and hopes he recovers completely and soon. Hey, Krispy; I may be just paranoid and trust humans a lot less than I do cats but I’d be wary about posting something like that circuitry post. You may find a human who just adopts him just to compel him to engage in his compulsion and that could…

Shelter Cat Update!

A couple of weeks ago, many of you sent well-wishings and hugs to me for my dad, who was in the ICU due to complications from cancer treatment. They were needed, and appreciated.