That looks beautiful and very tasty. I adore a great Bundt cake. My mother was the baker in the family and had quite the collection of Bundt pans. Occasionally I’ll use one to make her Orange Juice Cake which is basically your standard lemon cake with OJ substituted for water and added orange zest. As for the…

What did you do to celebrate the inauguration? I made pizza for dinner, and a cake! Only the finest of wedge-shaped foods!

That was so delicious I don’t know if I have room for dessert!!! 

Not the traditional seeing a coworker leave, but some great schadenfreude:

Sad to see Barf Bag go, but glad to know it is with hope there won’t be a need for Barf Bag.

Coke Zero for me. But my local grocery store is always out of the Vanilla Coke Zero (my full time jam).

Absolutely yes! 

I am so glad at being able to enjoy Diet Coke again without the shame associated with the twice impeached former President. That said, 12 cans a day is a lot! That’s a little more than a gallon, and with his old man bladder, he must spend a lot of time making sure there’s a toilet nearby.

You’d think once they came out with ED meds, 40+yo men’s fascination with brandishing large guns would have eased up.

Was there a button that previous Presidents used to get coffee/tea, or someone who made coffee/tea? I want to know if Trump added the button. Also, Diet Coke is the bomb but I can’t drink it because when I do I drink it in such vast quantities that my blood becomes mildly carbonated. 

Holy shit Fauci looks a decade younger. Goddamn Trump sucked so hard - I’ve been actively trying to deprogram my brain to not recoil at the word ‘president’.

A wet fart is, indeed, a force of nature.

I watch it and think, it’s like he had a dog treat “here boys, come and get it” as he led them away. 

I started screaming. Texting people in all caps. I’m so glad he was recognized in such a visible way. 

Im so happy when i watch that video of him outsmarting a group of racist idiots. “Master race” jabroni’s all got played by 1 black guy. and...AND! He’s the one viewed as a hero instead of them! I hope they all know that. And I’d also like them to know that the white guy typing this thinks it’s all fan-fuckin-tastic!

Thank you.

Please someone start this as a subreddit for my viewing enjoyment

Oh stop. She looked fabulous and she sounded fabulous. We’ve spent that last four years basically living in the Hunger Games, so it was incredible to have someone as talented as Lady Gaga perform and commemorate this new era dressed as such. Plus I loved that golden microphone. And she did it in front of Mike Fucking…

George and George— busts of George Washington and George Carlin, with respective quotes beneath them:

GW: “It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty upon the supposition he may abuse it.” 

GC: “We were founded on a basic double-standard: this country was founded by slave…

Carrie Nation next to Charles “Lucky” Luciano