“Helen Keller’s statue beside Kobe Bryant’s? Alex Trebek beside Edgar Allen Poe? Better yet, a statue of Ulysses S. Grant beside one of Sitting Bull?”

There was a Reno 911 sequel. The series was revived on Quibi. You know Quibi! That great mobile entertainment app that everyone loves so much . . . oh, wait . . . never mind.

Fairly sure he’s being blackmailed.

That didn’t last long, Lindsey’s stumbling, tentative steps to not be his usual horrific monster person! Hope he fucking chokes on a mint julep, the vile sagging piece of shit that he is.

Heaven forbid we start actually holding elected officials accountable. Why the next thing you know, someone might start looking at Lindsey Graham! Imagine the peril that would put the republic in!

That's an amazing deal. I've never gotten a shank that cheap.

I love a bargain, and a especially a bargain with a story!

That ham lived its best life.

Sending you love, queen. 

I’m so sorry.

How tragic and terrible that is. I'm sorry for your loss.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Airtight logic.

I’m so sorry. I can’t even imagine. 

I’m so sorry - sending you love. 

I am so sorry. My heart is breaking for you.

I am so very sorry. I cannot imagine. Hugs.

((((queenoftheforest)))).

I think I can safely say it’s been more than two decades since I’ve had a hotpocket, and I feel comfortable forgoing the molten lava cheese. And did those cardboard sleeves you microwaved them in actually do anything?

Turn down for WHAT!? Glass in a Hot Pocket is the least of my worries.