If I recall correctly, all scalpels used for anything come from newly opened packages that are set out by the nurses right before surgery. I’ve had a few procedures that I either was awake for or was awake when they were prepping and they always took the scalpels from sealed packages. Other stuff like clamps, etc.,…

I feel like “feces infected scalpel” is way more specific than a hospital is going to get with a person after a case of medical malpractice/infection you get at a hospital.

I was thinking MeKristopheles.

The wife and kids of the man who LITERALLY helped OJ Simpson get away with murder are not above using the law to manipulate, distort, and hold hostage other people unjustly. Seriously, fuck all the Kardashians AND the Jenners. They are very bad people with no empathy, ethics or conscience at all.

Those organs are a-filled with the silicone at this point. I’m not sure how safe they’d be in a regular human body.

Please stop writing about these people. It’s not even fun, or funny, anymore. If we all stop looking, maybe they will go away.

well that, my fiend, is just beautiful.

I read it as she signed DNR.

Eh. I know my brother realized after he broke up with his first serious girlfriend all the mistakes he had made, and he has tried not to do them again. This makes sense to me. What I find weird is he’s like, “maybe we’d be married if I’d acted differently, “ which...whatever. He was talking about breaking up with her…

Pink Flamingos is definitely not too heavy for my household. I don’t think of us as being too weird, but my family and my in-laws think we are complete oddballs. Of course I know many people who drive hearses as personal vehicles; whereas, our families only know us..

Yeah, what does that mean? I only cheated on you because I thought you were a crappy girlfriend/wife? I only did it because I didn’t think you were a quality person who respects herself too much to tolerate my shit?

My mom will never give up the death grip on HGTV. It’s that, DWTS, The Bachelor/ette, and procedurals.

I only watch the show when I’m over my moms so I haven’t seen as many episodes as some, but my favorite moment will always be when they were doing a house for an “edgy” hipster couple and Joanna’s edgy idea was to put up shiplap in their bedroom and... PAINT IT MATTE BLACK. Chip was so appalled you would have thought…

That picture is fucking amazing!!! My own breakdown.

Jay is starting to remind me a lot of Taylor Swift. The things he says and does are plausible, I just don’t buy it. With certain people, I don’t hold being calculated against them (in fact, it’s a trait I admire, particularly in Bey who calculates correctly 99% of the time), but with Jay part of his appeal is the…

I took it more like he was surprised that he literally felt the pull of not wanting her to leave and couldn’t believe how emotional he was over it - because before B he just looked at women as I don’t know what.

What’s more shocking, Chip and Joanna Gaines are liars or there’s a shit ton of drunk driving in Waco?

Besides, one would have to be an exceptional idiot to cheat on Mila Kunis.

My favourite John Waters quote:

John Waters AND Mel Brooks. I seriously want Spaceballs 2 to happen and it doesn’t need to be a theatrical release. And anything Waters does, I will gladly watch. Vive la Streaming!