I have no idea, but if ever there was a moment, in honor of the late George Michael, this IS the moment, and this IS the Superman for the job.

I want to see that butt in a reproduction of George Michael’s “Faith” video. I am willing to pay.

But whatever will Tom do now that he broke his ankle, which, by Scientology definition is a signal that he is a Potential Trouble Source? Could this butt cheek conspiracy have anything to do with it? Is the fake butt coming back to bite him the ass? What else could he possibly be hiding?

He sent it. He’s gotta own it. And if I had seen it I would tell the dude good job, and you fucked up tremendously but screwing up with Elin. For FUCKS sake, where are you going to find a more perfect woman? Jeezus dude, you screwed every pooch on the planet.

I can honestly say I have never agreed with anything on an eclipse day more. Drag Ross all you want, but Joey was never Rachael’s lobster.

Yes. Cause the couldn’t get anyone else. There needs to be a new word for desperate.

He is on record saying he could make money by running for president. No one ever asked him how much he could make if he WAS president. He is bleaching money faster than global warming is bleaching the coral reefs.

I laughed. I scared the cat. This is some good kinja.

Agreed. So girl, change it up. No one cares. Long, short, bob, braids - just move on!

And change your damn hair! This high pony business is gettin WAY old. Get some goddamn extensions and do something different. My scalp hurts just looking at you.

I always thought Zoe was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen (after Rihanna). Yes, I have a type. Big Little Lies sealed it (but Rihanna and her decolletage still win).

He’s showing you the size of his micro penis. And he is usually mid-seizure and his tiny thumb muscles (because he has TINY thumbs) retracts first out of muscle memory because that is how he jacks off.

ANUSTART inspired me.

Agreed. But... Jared has to live in a broom closet in the EAST wing, and he has to be naked 24/7 except for the skinny tie, which will be replaced by a piano key tie.

So now we have devolved to fanfic. I match your deleted tweet and raise you a 50M money laundering real estate scheme.

Horrified. I am horrified. As Jr. Penguin said eariler today, I just can’t (and he was watching the Trump horror show). And then this. As a woman who had an abortion at 18, never regretted, was the best decision I ever made, and would not be half the person I am now, FUCK ALL OF THEM.

I thought he couldn’t delete tweets. Not that they aren’t forever living in the internets (dude, there are bots to keep that shit FOREVER!), but still, I thought it was agreed that he had to retain his tweets as part of presidential reocord (regardless of @POTUS or @ORANGEANUS

HA! My Great Grandmother had 15 kids, 13 of which made adulthood. My father was her first grandchild (and I am her first great grandchild) and he is the same age as his youngest aunt. Overlapping generations and hundreds of cousins (inclusive of 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and on) is the norm. My grandma was actually mad that…

But, a fancy dog gets 3 games for being a fancy dog with 2oz. less farts. per football. I am eagerly awaiting their matrix that shows their work.

Perhaps we had the same SW color scheme :-)