This color is perfect, and coincidentally I have just built a new house with a walnut/gray scale color scheme. This purple will be an AWESOME accent and I will be proud to display it. Still sad.

I have a wicked recipe for a chocolate zucchini cake. Will share if anyone is interested. So, I would steal the squash and replace with a potential pickle (that is what I call cucumbers).

I kind of like this idea. I am also very, very high, so...

many apologies! Should have checked my shortcut. Scientology sucks.

Agreed. It is batshit crazy and I love it. Karrueche is a surprise - she has some acting chops (I assumed she would be wooden, but she is holding her own).

Thank you! My first gif reply!

He did not. He actually misquoted Shakespeare, and the kicker is he left out the best parts:

This has everything to do with it. Tom Cruise and Travolta and the Masterson’s and all the others still in this cult have vastly different existences within the “religion” than a man off the street. Not one of them has spent a day in the hole (if you want to know what the hole is checkout Ortega’s site…

I am a straight woman who has been married for 25 years, and I want to plunge my face into her decollatage. It is glorious.

Agreed. And I hope for the flying spaghetti monster’s sake she isn’t in Bedminster.

So sorry for you. Hugs.

I have done the same, but if you do not call out the problem you encourage it. Sometimes you just have to call a spade a spade.

Please, DO NOT feel sorry for her. She has the resources to at any point bail on this gravy train. She would never be without shelter, transportation or food. Everything that is happening is in her control and she could tell Kris to fuck off at any point. There is NO option for Kris to “disown” her. It would…

This. Be patient, this will happen.

“She’s become the movie version of Patsy Stone 40 years too early.”

You have hit the nail on the head that I have been tapping around for years but could not find the right analogy. Thank you for finally putting it in words (as one who watched Luke and Laura’s wedding can only understand).

I have seen it. It was fantastic and tragic. RIP Amy.

Lesson: Teach your chilodren to drive a stick. I can, my husband can (but no longer due to his aneurysm rupture/stroke), and I intend to school Jr. Penguin soon (he is 18, just now getting comfortable with driving, and our car that is a stick is a Mustang GT. Not a learner car - grandpas 18 year old S10 is the…

We are on the same doughnut page. No yeast risen ones, that is a waste of good air. Even a plain, yellow cake one is better than an old glazed sugar baloon.

As a life long member of team Pie, the only good cake is a chocolate cake doughnut with chocolate frosting. And a big glass of ice cold milk (minimum 2% - not skim which as Ron Swanson said “skim milk is water pretending to be milk”).