I want to see that butt in a reproduction of George Michael’s “Faith” video. I am willing to pay.

is there any chance that Tyler Hoechlin was tom’s stunt double on that film? because, i mean...

I do agree with you on that point. I think the writers ran into that classic mistake with ensemble casts where they ran out of combinations of characters to pair up and they ended up with Rachel and Joey. I think a Phoebe- Joey pairing would have been more realistic, except for the fact that Phoebe and Mike were so…

it’s just the Trump campaign reimbursing the corporate arm for the legal expenses the Trump org is incurring

Fucking moron.

So, truck nutz for your lady bits ?

Something tells me that most of that ponytail is fake already.

She is going to kill her hairline

I saw her in person once and she was literally perfect/poreless.

The piano key tie raises 8th amendment issues. That’s why I like it. My working title is This is the Moment He Became Greg Stillson.

@ORANGEANUS

I like it. So long as Trump’s a Nazi, can we imagine that he now refers to all things having to do with Mueller’s investigation as “The Russian Front?” PLEASE?

*momentary fantasy: they “lock him up” over a deleted tweet that was supposed to be archived.

I read this article about a 50-something couple who were raising their three young grandsons. Why? Because the couple’s daughter and her husband had died from taking Fentanyl. Their daughter and her husband were found dead in their car (well the daughter was in the car, the guy was on the side of the road) with the…

Excuse you, I haven’t been to Stanford in months! Besides it’s summer so I would’ve stolen two cucumbers and three watermelons instead and left a zucchini and five pumpkins for their trouble.

Is anybody of any consequence seriously suggesting that Hillary would have solved this with diplomacy? This has been a failure of diplomacy (and intelligence) decades in the making. North Korea decided, rightly or wrongly, decades ago that their existence depended on obtaining nuclear weapons, and they have…

Something Tony Ortega talked about in his DirtCast interview is how the rules are different for famous people. So maybe that has something to do with it.

That is both the most important detail and the only important detail in this. There is nothing more to the story. Rihanna is gorgeous and that’s all that matters.

Jesus. RiRi looks incredible.

I feel strongly that Disney World should designate one day a week in each park as “adults only” day. It would rotate, so for example, on Monday Epcot would be kid-free. Then Tuesday might be Animal Kingdom, and so on and so forth. Families with kids could hit up one of the other parks that day, and adults could enjoy…