And now you brought the birds into this (you brought up the turkeys),

You got this. And we got you.

Perhaps I am way too jaded, but it is possible that they appointed someone who was actually qualified for the job and lives in the real world by COMPLETE ACCIDENT. And it will not end well.

The tragic thing is that this is not far off from how our current government is functioning. But, I am also confident that if Gary Snake Handler, Gary Carrie’s Dog and Gary the Snail were actually in charge they would have told Putin to go fuck himself and GTFO of Crimea and stop fucking with our elections.

Ooh! I forgot about that Gary! Now I am confused as to how to I should rate my Gary’s. They are all still better than our current bag of burnt hair.

And our guide was totally serious, professional and realistic. The polar bear will fuck your shit up and and they are NOT playing. They are very good bears.

True story: I was in high school (sophmore?) and was part of an Explorer group (Boy Scout affiliated) at our local zoo. Important note: Our local zoo is top 3 in the country, so this was not a small facility). I had many opportunities to tour the back rooms and enclosures that the paying public could not see. When…

Gary rocks and is my second Gary hero. The first being Carrie Fisher’s dog (the original Gary). Gary for President (I don’t care which one - either would be better than what we got).

I have never seen the show, but I applaud the transparency and randomness.

I have 2 comments:

They can write BOOBS with that calculator!

Hazard of posting while drunk. Thank you!

And that in of itself is obscene. These parents are going through a horrific time and have not yet come to the place where they can let their child go. And he is trying to make political hay on it. And it makes me want to wretch.

This is an accident. It happens every day. It sucks. You can have all kinds of ideas about what caused it, but sometimes it’s just an accident. The injured parties will be compenstated and this will be settled out of court Shit happends, it bites, and then you have to move on.

Same. I feel bad.

But is it lacking? The shirts were out there, I am sure some idiot purchased a $5 shirt for $125, and they “apologize” and keep the money from every one sold to date.

I was thinking “Nice lady watch you got there. Does it make you feel like a big, big boy with bigly man hands?”

I like this story. I have no knowledge or opinion on FM being a dick, but it is always nice to hear when a celebrity/athlete/etc. are accomodating, nice and caring about fans. I get it must be a huge pain in the ass on a daily basis, but it is always refreshing when you hear a “good” story, even though the next one…

This gif is intoxicating. His head moves, but nothing in his face does.

Must be a regional thing. There is like 1 yellow to 200 beige in my area. And a white house? Talk about a white elephant.